Hockey Quotes, Puzzling Questions and Thoughts For Life. (you decide which is which!!!) |
"The worst feeling in the world is when your thumb gets caught in the other guy's mouth." Don Cherry |
"In Biblical times I stoned people to death. Now they are repaying me by hurling hockey pucks at my head." Giles Gratton |
"There is no such thing as painless goaltending. If they could get enough padding to assure against every type of bruise, you'd have to be swung into position with a small derrick." Don Cherry |
"If Mikhail has a weakness, it's between his legs." Brian Haywood (on Mikhail Shtalenkov) |
We're with you all the way, win or tie." Telegram to Punch Imlach (Toronto Maple Leafs) |
"I'm sick of tapes, I'd rather see somebody beat him up." Dave King (on Ed Balfour, after he smashed Calgary's Sandy McCarthy) |
"Only God Saves More Than Parent." Bumper Sticker (on Bernie Parent) |
If people go blue when you choke them, does that mean Smurfs go people-coloured? |
Why do Kamikazi pilots wear helmets? |
Do cannibals not eat clowns because they taste funny? |
It's not the pace of life that concerns me, but the sudden stop at the end. |
If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either. |
Some people bring joy wherever they go, some whenever they go. |
Cunfuscious Says......"Man who smoke pot, choke on handle." |
Why does everyone want to go to heaven, but no-one wants to die? |
Can you get a Senior Citizen's Discount on a Happy Meal? |
"On Yer Bike!!!!" Click here and get off home!! |
Is there another word for thesaurus? |
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission? |
What was the best thing before sliced bread? |
How do they get the animals to cross at the road signs? |
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made a plane. |
