As you all know, I am the original Hockey Bunny. But now you too can become a Hockey Bunny (though not the original one, coz that's me!!!!). I've got my first Hockey Bunnies, and they've been added to the list below!! The Bunny flood-gates have been opened by a brave few, so come on, get flooding!!!
Keep checking this space for details on the Hockey Bunnies ( I know you're all waiting with baited breath for that one!!)
OK, apparently there's some confusion, and fans getting their bunnies mixed up, so let's set the record straight now (No offence to ANY bunnies!).
PUCK BUNNY: Usually female (male PUCK BUNNIES are rare), go to hockey matches/events to drool over players. Most start about age 12 trying to pull players of any age (and failing).
HOCKEY BUNNY: Male or female, attend matches/events to watch the game as much as the players, though female HOCKEY BUNNIES are also influenced by players, but not to a PUCK BUNNY extent
Top 10 Signs You're A Puckbunny
(Found by Steelbabe, e-mailed to me!)
10. You find yourself colour co-ordinating pom-poms.
9. You tell your friends at school your going to marry #8 when you grow up.
8. You practice dancing to Y.M.C.A in the mirror.
7. You ask you friends "Does this jersey make my bum look big?"
6. You secretly plot revenge on a player from the opposing team for slamming 'your guy into the glass thingy'
5. You get hit in the head by the puck while watching the guys in the penalty box.
4. You slow dance with hockey sticks.
3. You name your goldfish Gretsky.
2. You have season tickets but don't know where the seats are.
1. You ask your geography teacher where Saskatchewan is.
Guilty of one or more of these? You're not a Hockey Bunny............... YOU'RE A PUCK BUNNY! = ; )
